wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
i think the saddest type of crying is when the person is saying completely nothing but tears are coming out of their eyes and then you know they’ve really been hurt
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.